The Queen of England Flushes

"Take away the Bic lighter, Finkie. I'm warning you."

"You don't think I'll do it, do you?"

"No, you're just being dramatic and infantile. You'd never torch my application."

"Maybe not, but how about a blue angel." Finkie bent over and lit a fart.

"You're such a moron, Finkie. This is why I have to go to business school. To get away from all the this."

"You don't think CEO's look before they flush? Everyone does, even--"

"--the Queen of England..."

"Yes, I know, it's one of your great theories. Give me back the application. I'm going to business school."

"You hate business, Harry."

"I'll hate you more if you don't give me back that application."

"You'll hate yourself more if you do. How could you drop acting just like that