Life Ridiculous

It was turning out to be a ridiculous life Tzipi had to admit, although she would never admit it. Twenty years since she emigrated to Montreal from Israel and what had she done? Took Aunt Henriette and her swollen ankles to the doctor 187 times, acted as family facilitator on 103 trips to Sears to buy, bargain or return major family appliances and didn't speak with at least one of her four evil sister-in-laws for 239 out of the 240 months that she had lived in Canada. But that was before the election and now the fate of the entire community lay in Tzipi's henna-stained hands and she didn't have a clue what to do next.