2 Weddings and Ready for a Funeral

Fortunately I've got too much work and am too groggy to elaborate on last nights wedding hop. Yes, I know I'm a grump, but these weddings are brutal. They kill an otherwise beautiful summer day, make you wear uncomfortable clothes, spend a lot of money, sit through seemingly never-ending under-the-alter blessings, noisy music and overeat. Must've been a couple dozen Zohan wannabes at one wedding, while other stuffy (no-food) wedding could've used a few Zohans. Why don't people just elope?