Nasty Basement Story

J was a putz and a goniff, albeit one from the priestly caste. He was also a poor sport at gang bangs, just ask C.

"So we found this really drunk and disgusting chick at a club downtown. There was me, my uncle from Paris and J. When we get home...to my parent's basement- that's where my uncle was staying, (for the wedding)...So my uncle gets first crack at the chick...out of respect you know, he's president of his congregation back in Paris, a major deal. Anyhow he's nailing her while me and C are sitting in the basement drinking scotch watching highlights of the hockey game. Meanwhile my uncle finishes up and then brings me the chick..."

"Did she at least wash up?"

"And insult my uncle like he's some kind of scumbag?"

"    "

"So then it's my turn and she's real nasty...she's going down on me and then before I can really get into it, J's pulling out my thing from her mouth and then then stuffs in his teeny thing. He says, 'You've had enough, now it's my turn."

"You mean he actually held your-"

"Okay, whatever, I'm a good natured guy, so I'm sitting there watching J and it's like, bugging him. He can't get hard. 'Stop looking at me,' he says."

"So did you leave?"

"Fuck no, it's my parent's basement. Besides it would've been rude to just leave my uncle there alone."