Back in the late 90's, before Todd Zeitz hit it big time with his banal reality show about love and courtship, Gomez brought along Harry for a Friday night dinner at the Zeitzes. To be fair, Todd's wife, Megan née MacArthur, didn't know much about preparing a traditional Jewish Friday night meal, but neither did Todd. In fact, Megan didn't know much about cooking,which is why she ordered in Chinese. Seems like she also didn't know much about kosher food or even kosher style; every dish they ordered was pork. Harry, who ate kosher, ate a bagel with cream cheese instead. Turns out that Todd's cousin, Jodi, also happened to be the Hollywood madam du jour. Harry watched in amazement as the Zeitzes chewed down their moo goo guy pork with gusto. He already knew what he'd tell the Hebes back home in Montreal.
"What a family those Zeitzes. While Todd eats pork on shabbos night, his cousin Jodi's porking on shabbos."
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