The Tussle With Tracy

LeVine almost went to camp with Benjy Rapaport. They would've been bunkmates during their CIT years had LeVine not changed his mind a month before camp started. According to LeVine, he accepted a late but big bucks offer to teach tennis at some posh camp in Maine that you never heard of. As an added bonus, an epic group of wild chicks from New Jersey, whom LeVine claimed to have carnally sampled during a Caribbean cruise last Christmas vacation, were also going to that camp.

But LeVine also claimed to have sampled Mel Farkas's older sister, Tracy, which for him, was a fortunately a hard story to corroborate after the Farkas family moved to Israel. A year later, homesick Mel had to go and ruin it all for LeVine, by planning to spend one last summer with the boys at Camp Wonawon. Which would've meant being bunkmates with LeVine and blowing the cover about the imagined tussle with Tracy.