"Caveat emptor, gentlemen. While peyote may be a perfect food - organic, psychedelic and kosher, the taste is most gnarly," Yankel née Jaz said. He dug into his pouchie and produced a handful of McDonald's Chicken McNugget dipping sauces. "To quote the righteous Mary Poppins, Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down. Chicken McNugget sauce in our case." He tossed a few packets of dipping sauce to Harry and Gomez.
"Sweet 'n sour?" said Gomez."Got any honey mustard?"
"Momento, hombre Gomez." Yankel neé Jaz fished through his pouchie and plucked out a packet of honey mustard. "Eureka!" He tossed the sauce to Gomez.
Yankel née Jaz peeled off the cover from his packet of sauce, and dipped his peyote button in it. "Dip on dudes!"
Harry dunked his peyote button into the sauce and popped it into his mouth. His face pruned out with disgust while he chewed. "Yechhhh...Get me something to drink before I vomit!"
Yankel née Jaz pulled a can of Coke from his knapsack and offered it to Harry. "Have a col---errr...warm Coke. Trips do go better with Coke-"
"And honey mustard sauce," Gomez said after swallowing his peyote button. "Can you toss me a Coke too?
Rabbi Moish returned with enough men to form a minyan of ten. They clustered together behind him while he led the service.
Halleluh, hallelu et Adonai min hashamayim,
Halleluh ba'mromim.
Helleluh kol mahl'achav
Halleluh kol tzi'va'av....
More chanting chock-full of variations of 'halleluh' in B minor.
"Now everybody, as is the tradition, please look up at the moon before we chant the next b'racha," Rabbi Moish said.
Look up, look way up, at the moon...for most. But for high Harry, an added bonus; he saw a cow jumping over the moon.
"Cool," he said in his head. "I like cows."
And it got even cooler as the worshippers prayed on.
Baruch atah Adonai melech ha'olam...
Harry saw Hebrew letters floating up from the prayers, lighting up the night sky like stars.
"Impressive,"he said aloud this time.
The Hebrew letter, hey, started growing in the night sky, and then another growing hey also appeared. The other hebrew letters faded away. Red neon flashing segol vowels appeared underneath the two letters, hey.
Harry read the red two letter word that of his night vision:
"Ha ha."
The cow reappeared back in the sky. It morphed into a bull standing on its hind legs.
Harry thought it was funny and he laughed.
Then the standing bull pulled out its pecker and peed on Harry's head.
"Ha ha ha," laughed the Booming Voice from heaven.
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