S, one of the new shmatah princes of LA, divorced dad and man-about-town, is a late arrival to the Thanksgiving dinner. Of course there's a good reason for his tardiness; he had to drive in from Vegas (with his three Russian girlfriends). When S finally shows up, he charmed the remaining dinner guests not just with his jubilant presence, but with his insight into the wonders of Creation:
"First God created man," he proclaimed in between frenzied over-sized face-fulls of smoked turkey and cranberry sauce. "Then he created the Russian woman, and then the other woman."
S belted out a hearty laugh, then realized it was his weekend with the kids.
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