Jobs I could do with 2 weeks training or less:
Radiologist - Take a photography class and you'll be fine
Consul General to Greenland - No need for diplomacy, only icebergs to deal with
UN Ambassador - Just vote the opposite of Iran, you'll always be right
Olympic Judge - I'm excellent with numbers under 10
Light House Operator - Catch lots of z's inhaling that briny air
Symphony Conductor - Already know how to wave a white baton
MLB First Base Coach - I'd refuse to pat behinds, but am good at yelling, "Run faster!"
Co-Host on The View - Pensive coffee drinker and enjoy chatting with old sploshers
11th man on Canadian national soccer team - With 10 strong players they'd never notice I'm there
Guy who chooses stamp designs for Canada Post - Gifted with tiny pictures
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