Want to form new party and run for office on the following platform. Bans on:
Newspaper comics except Dilbert
Network TV, the one state channel will only air Bob Newhart shows
Little farts on iPhones
Big farts on iPhones
Regular season professional sports except for NFL and curling
Mystery novels
Those stupid fashion fedoras
Wine tasting courses
Old people's toenails
Crossword puzzles
Drew Barrymore movies
Anything Kardashian
Snow, except on ski hills
Avocados
Eggplant
Shitzus, poodles and ferrets
Kids' animated shows and movies (except ones I've written for)
Kids' candy and themed restaurants
Rabbis with pimples
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